So I guess there’s an epic battle going on outside… OH WAIT. It’s just my neighbor’s surround-sound. NEVERMIND.
wtf, dude?? LOUD ENOUGH??
wtf, dude?? LOUD ENOUGH??
Jeeze I turn into such a weirdo when I’m around hot guys. Get all shaky, drop their change, etc…. Almost melted looking into his eyes……………….
I’m such a spaz.
BUT OMG HE WAS ALL WET FROM THE RAIN AND WAS WEARING THIS DARK GREEN LONG SLEEVED WAFFLE TEEEE!
Waffle t’s are my weakness.
:) :)
What, so you can steal it?? I don’t think so. I pay good money for my internet, get your own.
My hands: The only things I liked about myself. The only things I actually thought were beautiful. I take care of them. I use them for everything. I use them to create. The ONE THING I actually liked about ME.
So of course they get ruined.
Burned myself at the Student Center ladling soup into my bowl. Wrist hit the heat lamp, and that beauty was ended. :(
-Cute guy from the Pita shop next-door comes into the diner for coffee to go. Orders large, I give him extra large, and charge him for a small. (He comes in all the time).
-Five minutes later another cute guy from the same store comes in for coffee. Orders large, I give him large, and charge him for a small. (A few more times and he qualifies for extra-large-advantage.) He asks for cream, I give him 3 packets.
-Five minutes later he comes back asking for 4 more creamers, and my name. Then he proceeds to cutely, and awkwardly, say how he thought I also worked at another store down the street, and how it’s funny that he’s met two Madisons this week.
Could you be more obvious and adorable??
Lol. As if anything is EVER going to happen. Haaaaaaa.
At least I have dreams.
Ugh
Cross through what you’ve done:
1. had sex
2. bought condoms3. gotten pregnant
4. failed a class
5. kissed a boy
6. kissed a girl
7. used a little paper bag for lunch
8. had a job
8. slipped on ice
9. missed the school bus
11. left the house without my wallet/purse12. bullied someone on the internet
13. sexted
14. had sex in public(I guess parties count…)
15. played on a sports team
16. smoked weed
17. smoked cigarettes18. smoked a cigar
19. drank alcohol
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
21. been overweight22. been underweight
23. had an eating disorder
24. been to a wedding
25. made fun of someone for being fat
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
28. been late for work
29. been late for school
30. kissed someone in the rain
31. showered with someone else32. failed my drivers test
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
34. been outside my home country
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours36. gotten my heart broken
37. had a credit/
debit card
38. been to a professional sports game49. broken a bone
40. been unhappy about my weight(always)
41. won a trophy42. cut myself
43. had an STD
44. got engaged
45. been on a diet46. tried out to be on a tv show
47. rode in a taxi
48. been to prom
49. played in a drinking game
50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
51. been to a concert
52. had a three-some
53. had a crush on someone of the same sex54. been in a car accident
55. had braces
56. learned another language
57. killed ananimal/bug
58. been to a yard sale
59. been to a japanese steakhouse
60. worn make up
61. talked to someone via webcam62. lost my virginity before I was 16
63. had my wisdom teeth taken out64. kissed someone a different race than myself
65. snuck out of the house
66. bought porn
67. had a virus on my computer
68. had oral sex69. dyed my hair
70. gone skinny dipping71. graduated from college
72. wore someone else’s clothes
73. voted in a presidential election74. rode in an ambulance
75. rode in a helicopter
76. caught the stove on fire
77. got in a verbal fight
78. been on vacation
79. been on an airplane
80. been on a boat
81. had surgery.(Oral surgery. Awful.)82. kissed someone before I was 14.
83. beat a video game
84. found something valuable on the ground(100 bucks!! )
85. made a survey
86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
87. prank called someone
88. been to a library outside of school
89. spent over $100 shopping in one day90. cut my hair and hated it
91. peed outside
92. went fishing
93. helped with charity94. taken a pregnancy test.
95. been rejected by a crush
96. been suspended from school(It was only ISS though, so nbd.)97. broken a mirror
98. faked sick from school
99. owned a pet
100. been to six flags
(Source: shekicksass, via spumonis)
No idea why.